IF I WERE IN CHARGE OF THE WORLD

If I were in charge of the world
I ´d cancel school,
Alcohol,
Ricky Martin and Justin Bieber
If I were in charge of the world
There would be more time to watch TV
No queues at the supermarkets
There’d be fewer children working
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have sickness
You wouldn’t have pie
You wouldn’t have street lanes
Or "Don’t touch cigarettes"
You wouldn’t even have cigarettes
If I were in charge of the world,
A big hamburger with bacon would be a vegetable
Chocolate milk would be free
Evening showers would be banned
The moon would not exist, just the sun


Category C
Pen name: FrankP