Nightmare in Yugoslavia


Once upon a time in Yugoslavia there was a tall, thin and strong man. He was the president of Yugoslavia, Juan Seballos. He had a wife called Catalina. She was tall and thin like her husband; she was very smart and fast. They had four kids, Terry, John, Sean and Robert; they were strong, smart and very athletic. They were loved in Yugoslavia.
One day at three o’clock a man phoned Juan. His wife answered the phone. It was a ninja calling. He wanted to kill Juan. Immediately, Catalina phoned the police and told her husband. When the police came to the house, the ninja appeared with his warriors. They killed all the policemen. But when the ninja wanted to kill Juan, he escaped to the house of Carlos Vapon. They weren’t friends, in fact, Carlos hated him because both wanted to be presidents but Juan had won the elections. Carlos paid the ninja to kill Juan. He was in Carlos’s house so he was in trouble. Carlos told him:
-I’m going to kill you and all your family.-the Ninja said.
At that moment Juan felt very nervous. Carlos started to run to catch John and his family, but he fell because there was a banana skin on the floor. Juan and his family went to the home of the vice-president. They stayed there for a couple of days. One week later the ninja and his warriors attacked the house. They phoned the police, and Juan’s family invented a plan. Then, in the house, they made a laxative. When the ninjas entered the house, they saw a pizza on the table and they ate it. Suddenly, they started to feel bad. The kids had put the laxative in the pizza for them to go to the toilet. They escaped when the ninjas were in the toilet. The police entered the house, they looked in the toilet and they found them, complaining about strong stomach-aches. The ninjas were feeling very bad because of the laxative, the plan worked very well.
The police caught the ninjas and Carlos Vapon. Juan, Catalina, the vice-president and the kids were fine. Juan forgave the ninjas and Carlos Vapon, who lived all their lives in jail, angry and miserable. Juan and his family lived happily ever after.


Pen name: Takuara Stojkovic
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